Bye-Bye Sequence Initiated

Though I suppose it was already official, today it's really official, I'm going bye-bye. The plane ticket has been bought. I will be flying air freight, you might know this section by the term preferred by airlines - international coach, on the wildly popular Air India. That's right, inflight chicken vindaloo. Their service is quite interesting actually. Apparently, to keep costs down you actually fly the plane yourself. Once you board you dial in to their "Pilot Assistance Line" and their customer service rep guides you through the process. Flights are frequently delayed as hold times can be rather long...but don't worry, they do value your call and someone will be with you shortly.