"The Death of the Three Chords" or The Kremlin Goes On-Line

So after a long and illustrious career, we have decided to retire the three ominous chords. Although we felt it was a strong statement for the Kyle Goes Bye-Bye Brand, Inc. (NASDAQ: BYEBYEKYEKYE) we came to the conclusion that it was, in fact, nothing more than a royal pain in the butt. To remain a true player in our competitive group we must address daily the delicate balance of obnoxiousness vs. funnyness vs. laziness. After waking up this morning and confronting the thought that we would have to continuously cut and paste the unique formatting of the three ominous chords we decided to hell with that!

Three ominous chords, you served us well. You will be missed. A moment of silence please.

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Obnoxiousness & Funnyness - 0 Laziness - 1

In a bold move of re-branding, however, Kyle Goes Bye-Bye, Inc. has recently concluded negotiations with the Russian government resulting in the acquisition of their State Security Department's web log address. Beginning today, Kyle Goes Bye-Bye will now be referred to as:

The Official KGB-B[lahhg]

Please update all letterhead and correspondance accordingly.